A Vote Against Stupidity

While the Country is in the midst of Wall Street bailouts and government negotiations to take over hundreds of billions in bad loans, I calmly and steadfastly continue to wage a ceaseless war against stupidity and stupers (short for unvaryingly stupid persons). Unfortunately, this has taken me more time than planned this past week, so in lieu of my usual post, I provide you with a news brief that features yours truly.

1.2758 of my dear 3.5 readers have questioned my bid for the Presidency. This short report should put all inquiries to rest:


Now you can sleep at night.

An empty head is not really empty; it is just stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head. ~ Eric Hoffer

Thinking takes effort.


9 Responses to “A Vote Against Stupidity”

  1. MC says:

    You had me going! I was disappointed when I came to the end;)

  2. Sergio says:

    Keli, you sure have my vote. You are more qualified than any one I know.

  3. Suzie says:

    You have the vote of my whole family.
    All of us are going to vote for you.

  4. Julianne says:

    You know I am going to email this to every single person in my address book with my own name, right?

    Oh, and I would have voted for you!

  5. Agnes Mildew says:

    Bravo! Excellent. It had me baffled for a bit, too! If I lived over there, you’d definitely have my vote. Even a chimp would be better than the chap you have at the moment! With all due disrespect….

  6. Maribeth says:

    I have to say, my jaw was dropped, it took me until the end to realize it wasn’t true.
    I would vote for you:)

  7. Ferd says:

    That was hilarious!!! : D

    But I did tell you before that I would vote for you, and I meant it. It was the “pie” platform as I recall. You’d be way better than the bozos we have running. Please reconsider!

  8. Keli says:

    Thank you! But I don’t see a political life for me at the moment. I have enough stupers to deal with already.
    Thanks very much!
    I find myself weakening. Maybe I should make a run?
    A girl after my own heart!
    Your due disrespect is duly acknowledged. Thank you!
    I felt the same way the first time I viewed it!
    I know you’re the loyal type, Ferd. I thought the pie platform would do the trick!

  9. Jenny says:

    Pick Johnny Depp as your running mate and we’re there!

    Garson/Depp ’08

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