While the Country is in the midst of Wall Street bailouts and government negotiations to take over hundreds of billions in bad loans, I calmly and steadfastly continue to wage a ceaseless war against stupidity and stupers (short for unvaryingly stupid persons). Unfortunately, this has taken me more time than planned this past week, so in lieu of my usual post, I provide you with a news brief that features yours truly.
1.2758 of my dear 3.5 readers have questioned my bid for the Presidency. This short report should put all inquiries to rest:
http://www.news3online.com/index.php?lastname=Garson&firstname=Keli
Now you can sleep at night.
An empty head is not really empty; it is just stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head. ~ Eric Hoffer
Thinking takes effort.
Keli@counterfeithumans.com
You had me going! I was disappointed when I came to the end;)
Keli, you sure have my vote. You are more qualified than any one I know.
You have the vote of my whole family.
All of us are going to vote for you.
You know I am going to email this to every single person in my address book with my own name, right?
Oh, and I would have voted for you!
Bravo! Excellent. It had me baffled for a bit, too! If I lived over there, you’d definitely have my vote. Even a chimp would be better than the chap you have at the moment! With all due disrespect….
I have to say, my jaw was dropped, it took me until the end to realize it wasn’t true.
I would vote for you:)
That was hilarious!!! : D
But I did tell you before that I would vote for you, and I meant it. It was the “pie” platform as I recall. You’d be way better than the bozos we have running. Please reconsider!
MC:
Thank you! But I don’t see a political life for me at the moment. I have enough stupers to deal with already.
Sergio:
Thanks very much!
Suzie:
I find myself weakening. Maybe I should make a run?
Julianne:
A girl after my own heart!
Agnes:
Your due disrespect is duly acknowledged. Thank you!
Maribeth:
I felt the same way the first time I viewed it!
Ferd:
I know you’re the loyal type, Ferd. I thought the pie platform would do the trick!
Pick Johnny Depp as your running mate and we’re there!
Garson/Depp ’08