Comments on: Stupidity and the Neighbor’s Dog Poop http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/ How to Maintain Sanity over Everyday Stupidity Fri, 18 May 2012 03:58:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Michael http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-11416 Michael Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:24:31 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-11416 Have you tried flushable dog poop bags before? It's so easy to use and no more stinky garbage. Have you tried flushable dog poop bags before? It’s so easy to use and no more stinky garbage.

]]> By: Annie T http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5561 Annie T Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:21:30 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5561 I dislike dogs intensely. Purely for their toilet habits (and the fact that they like to hump my leg and sniff my crotch incessantly). A long, long time ago, before #1 was out of the womb, we lived in the middle of Nowhere, N. Yorkshire. We had one psychotic farmer and a neighbour from Liverpool (from where I haled, too). The neighbours owned a sheepdog cross called Muffin. If you have heard the Scouse accent, try saying 'Muffin', loudly and strongly and you will gather how irritating it is... Muffin repeatedly jumped over our boundary fence and cr*pped on my front lawn. I took to stalking her, 8 months pregnant, armed with a shot-gun, and told Lizzy that if she defecated again, she was a dead dog. I was informed that the faeces could not have come from Muffin, they must have come from Farmer Danforth's collies. Not on your Nelly! I watched Muffin squat repeatedly as I impotently breast-fed new-born #1 from the living room in 1 Walton Lodge Cottages... I hated that dog. My day came when it strayed way too close to me and, clad in my nasty Doc Martens, as I was doing some heavy duty gardening, I swung her a left kick to her ribs as she positioned herself for a good 'sit-down'. She didn't return after that... Her 'Dad' informed me that, when she snuffed it, he would plant her in the front garden and place daffodil bulbs over her grave. It couldn't have happened soon enough for me... Sorry, I am too evil for words. Ignore me, and I will go away... I dislike dogs intensely. Purely for their toilet habits (and the fact that they like to hump my leg and sniff my crotch incessantly).

A long, long time ago, before #1 was out of the womb, we lived in the middle of Nowhere, N. Yorkshire. We had one psychotic farmer and a neighbour from Liverpool (from where I haled, too). The neighbours owned a sheepdog cross called Muffin. If you have heard the Scouse accent, try saying ‘Muffin’, loudly and strongly and you will gather how irritating it is…

Muffin repeatedly jumped over our boundary fence and cr*pped on my front lawn. I took to stalking her, 8 months pregnant, armed with a shot-gun, and told Lizzy that if she defecated again, she was a dead dog. I was informed that the faeces could not have come from Muffin, they must have come from Farmer Danforth’s collies.

Not on your Nelly!

I watched Muffin squat repeatedly as I impotently breast-fed new-born #1 from the living room in 1 Walton Lodge Cottages…

I hated that dog.

My day came when it strayed way too close to me and, clad in my nasty Doc Martens, as I was doing some heavy duty gardening, I swung her a left kick to her ribs as she positioned herself for a good ’sit-down’.

She didn’t return after that…

Her ‘Dad’ informed me that, when she snuffed it, he would plant her in the front garden and place daffodil bulbs over her grave.

It couldn’t have happened soon enough for me…

Sorry, I am too evil for words.

Ignore me, and I will go away…

]]> By: Keli http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5557 Keli Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:55:22 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5557 Elaine: Thank you. I certainly hope so too! MC: I like the idea of a special task force. That may just have some impact on idiots. Sarah: I'd like to think that too! Tom: People who behave badly do tend to consider themselves as precious, don't they? Somebody has to! I hope you regain your title! Will visit soon! Elaine:
Thank you. I certainly hope so too!
MC:
I like the idea of a special task force. That may just have some impact on idiots.
Sarah:
I’d like to think that too!
Tom:
People who behave badly do tend to consider themselves as precious, don’t they? Somebody has to!
I hope you regain your title! Will visit soon!

]]> By: Tom http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5556 Tom Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:50:05 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5556 Doggy do-do is one of my pet hates. It is everywhere in Poland. Everywhere. Good job with your neighbour. They're delicate situations, aren't they? People who behave badly generally tend to be quite precious and get quite annoyed even when you're pointing out their error in the nicest and most apologetic way. Funny. Oh, this is Tom from BM, by the way. I accidentally deleted my blog last weekend - don't ask. Luckily I had it backed up but the name has gone forever! Gaarrr! I've popped a link to you in my new home :) Tom Doggy do-do is one of my pet hates. It is everywhere in Poland. Everywhere.

Good job with your neighbour. They’re delicate situations, aren’t they? People who behave badly generally tend to be quite precious and get quite annoyed even when you’re pointing out their error in the nicest and most apologetic way. Funny.

Oh, this is Tom from BM, by the way. I accidentally deleted my blog last weekend - don’t ask. Luckily I had it backed up but the name has gone forever! Gaarrr! I’ve popped a link to you in my new home :)

Tom

]]> By: Sarah http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5550 Sarah Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:50:30 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5550 I'm happy it worked out so well for you. We were not as lucky. We talked to our neighbor about his loose dog who thought our lawn was a port-a-potty, but the neighbor didn't care. Finally, we kept redepositing back onto the neighbor's lawn. That neighbor soon moved away. I'd like to think we were a small part of that! I’m happy it worked out so well for you. We were not as lucky. We talked to our neighbor about his loose dog who thought our lawn was a port-a-potty, but the neighbor didn’t care. Finally, we kept redepositing back onto the neighbor’s lawn. That neighbor soon moved away. I’d like to think we were a small part of that!

]]> By: MC http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5549 MC Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:48:51 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5549 I think there needs to be a special task/police force just for this epidemic. If a few dog owners in favor of sh*&%ing on other people's lawns were hauled away, end of problem! You are too civilized! ;) I think there needs to be a special task/police force just for this epidemic. If a few dog owners in favor of sh*&%ing on other people’s lawns were hauled away, end of problem! You are too civilized! ;)

]]> By: Elaine http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5548 Elaine Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:36:54 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/02/11/stupidity-and-the-neighbors-dog-poop/#comment-5548 This is so annoying and has to be one of the top pet peeves of home owners. As I was reading this I was thinking "why not just talk to her?" should have known that was coming lol. I think you handled it with grace and style but we would expect nothing less from you Keli. Hope the daily 'deposits' are a thing of the past. This is so annoying and has to be one of the top pet peeves of home owners. As I was reading this I was thinking “why not just talk to her?” should have known that was coming lol. I think you handled it with grace and style but we would expect nothing less from you Keli. Hope the daily ‘deposits’ are a thing of the past.

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