Comments on: Stupidity and the Gardener Part 1 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/ How to Maintain Sanity over Everyday Stupidity Fri, 18 May 2012 04:51:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Keli http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11395 Keli Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:19:20 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11395 Mad Woman: I had to sidetrack him and I knew the quickest route was through his stomach. Alison: Agreed! It's not a true crime which requires some creativity, which I hope I managed. Oma: You bet they can, quite adeptly! I've found many a walnut shell on the ground (they do not clean up after themselves, unlike my well trained dogs) and the shell had a hole big enough for that bill to fit thru and suck the nut meat up. Disgusting, really. Elaine: I would love to give you some walnuts, my dear. It is too bad you can't pop on over. As it is, I am currently all out, thanks to the many takers. Ferd: I would love to have him exwalnuticated! Is that performed by a pope? A botanist, perhaps? I'll have to Google that. Jenny: If I thought I could have sent him packing, I would have. It's just that his bro is so pleasant, I didn't have the heart to complain. Perhaps I am a stuper... Mad Woman:
I had to sidetrack him and I knew the quickest route was through his stomach.
Alison:
Agreed! It’s not a true crime which requires some creativity, which I hope I managed.
Oma:
You bet they can, quite adeptly! I’ve found many a walnut shell on the ground (they do not clean up after themselves, unlike my well trained dogs) and the shell had a hole big enough for that bill to fit thru and suck the nut meat up. Disgusting, really.
Elaine:
I would love to give you some walnuts, my dear. It is too bad you can’t pop on over. As it is, I am currently all out, thanks to the many takers.
Ferd:
I would love to have him exwalnuticated! Is that performed by a pope? A botanist, perhaps? I’ll have to Google that.
Jenny:
If I thought I could have sent him packing, I would have. It’s just that his bro is so pleasant, I didn’t have the heart to complain. Perhaps I am a stuper…

]]> By: Jenny http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11390 Jenny Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:24:08 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11390 I am still agape over Dom's egregious behavior but even more so at your aplomb in handling it, Keli! I would have sent him packing, nutless. I am still agape over Dom’s egregious behavior but even more so at your aplomb in handling it, Keli! I would have sent him packing, nutless.

]]> By: Ferd http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11371 Ferd Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:02:40 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11371 Why do you have to have him back? Can't he be exwalnuticated? Why do you have to have him back?
Can’t he be exwalnuticated?

]]> By: Elaine http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11334 Elaine Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:27:53 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11334 I must admit I have never had fresh walnuts picked right off a tree. Now I'm quite curious how these differ in taste from the ones I buy at the grocery store? Too bad I can't pop over and ask ever so politely for a handful of your fresh walnuts. I must admit I have never had fresh walnuts picked right off a tree. Now I’m quite curious how these differ in taste from the ones I buy at the grocery store? Too bad I can’t pop over and ask ever so politely for a handful of your fresh walnuts.

]]> By: omawarisan http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11302 omawarisan Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:22:12 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11302 I know this isn't the point, but a crow can crack a walnut? Damn, I'm a little shook up by that. Pre-planning for scheduled stupers...spectacular. I know this isn’t the point, but a crow can crack a walnut? Damn, I’m a little shook up by that.

Pre-planning for scheduled stupers…spectacular.

]]> By: Alison T http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11300 Alison T Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:08:47 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11300 Dear dear. That's blatant theft! And you are right: in some countries he would have his hands cut off. 'Scrumping' (theft of fruit) used to be a serious problem in the UK when children used to think it great larks to nick others' fruit. Now, they nick beer from the off license...I think I'd rather they stole my apples to be honest with you! Dear dear. That’s blatant theft! And you are right: in some countries he would have his hands cut off. ‘Scrumping’ (theft of fruit) used to be a serious problem in the UK when children used to think it great larks to nick others’ fruit. Now, they nick beer from the off license…I think I’d rather they stole my apples to be honest with you!

]]> By: Mad Woman http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11298 Mad Woman Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:31:02 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/13/stupidity-and-the-gardener-part-1/#comment-11298 Hahah! Ingenious idea! I doubt I would have thought of filling him up. What nerve he has to just come and take your stuff. I'm kind of in awe! Hahah! Ingenious idea! I doubt I would have thought of filling him up. What nerve he has to just come and take your stuff. I’m kind of in awe!

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