Comments on: Stupidity and Questions http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/ How to Maintain Sanity over Everyday Stupidity Fri, 18 May 2012 04:52:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: jessica http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11567 jessica Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:50:24 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11567 please come live with me, please. please come live with me, please.

]]> By: Ferd http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11417 Ferd Sun, 25 Oct 2009 03:52:16 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11417 “The spiral world of stars are populated universes.” Yeah, that would have shut me up. I would have thought you were crazy! ; ) “The spiral world of stars are populated universes.”

Yeah, that would have shut me up. I would have thought you were crazy!
; )

]]> By: La Chamuca http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11414 La Chamuca Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:37:23 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11414 Oh god. You are amazing. How'd you come up with that off the top of your head? Oh god. You are amazing. How’d you come up with that off the top of your head?

]]> By: Jenny http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11404 Jenny Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:07:01 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11404 I don't like it that my addition question came up to 13~! And no, I do not suffer from triskaidekaphobia! Maybe that's what I should say to people when they, invariably -- or at least once per shopping trip -- say to me, "Do you work here?" Why in the sam hill would someone who "works here" be carrying around a big purse, three skirts, two cardigans, a few pairs of earrings, and at least one dress, while trying on hats? On second thought, next time I do believe I shall simply respond: "No, but I do aim with great zeal for the apathetic." And you can't fool me, Keli. You ARE the Oracle of Delphi. I don’t like it that my addition question came up to 13~!

And no, I do not suffer from triskaidekaphobia!

Maybe that’s what I should say to people when they, invariably — or at least once per shopping trip — say to me, “Do you work here?”

Why in the sam hill would someone who “works here” be carrying around a big purse, three skirts, two cardigans, a few pairs of earrings, and at least one dress, while trying on hats?

On second thought, next time I do believe I shall simply respond: “No, but I do aim with great zeal for the apathetic.”

And you can’t fool me, Keli. You ARE the Oracle of Delphi.

]]> By: omawarisan http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11402 omawarisan Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:12:22 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11402 Auuughh...stupers. Don't they know that being on the other side of the glass is an indicator of being "the person who answers the questions"? Auuughh…stupers. Don’t they know that being on the other side of the glass is an indicator of being “the person who answers the questions”?

]]> By: Counter Culture Clown http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11401 Counter Culture Clown Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:06:51 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11401 My way of keeping people occupied is to walk up to them, and with the most excited voice possible, start yelling: "OH MY GAWD! YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU!" They spend at least fifteen minutes pondering if they should call the police. My way of keeping people occupied is to walk up to them, and with the most excited voice possible, start yelling: “OH MY GAWD! YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU!”

They spend at least fifteen minutes pondering if they should call the police.

]]> By: Mad Woman http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11399 Mad Woman Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:47:23 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11399 Did you ever find out who Rita is? What a stuper...I hate when people talk to me in waiting rooms about weird stuff. By the way...I swear your math questions have gotten harder since I decided to try and "test" the system ... it's trying to turn ME into a stuper! Did you ever find out who Rita is? What a stuper…I hate when people talk to me in waiting rooms about weird stuff.

By the way…I swear your math questions have gotten harder since I decided to try and “test” the system … it’s trying to turn ME into a stuper!

]]> By: MC http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11396 MC Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:05:10 +0000 http://counterfeithumans.com/2009/10/20/stupidity-and-questions/#comment-11396 Does this mean you are not the Oracle? Tell me it ain't so. Does this mean you are not the Oracle? Tell me it ain’t so.

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